The City That Never Sleeps
I think the only reason why people hold on to their memories so tight is because memories are the only things that don't change when everything else does.




posted : Sunday, February 21, 2010
title : Untitled
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Did nothing much today. Went to church. Well, its a different church this week. It's an Australian protestant church. Not soo big though. Its about the size of the Indo church the other day. Met some locals, made friends with the Pastor's children. Lots of small kids there. Cute, but extremely hyperactive. lol.
After church, went to IGA (department store), bought some groceries and went home.

Was browsing the net when i found this short story,

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said.. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'.
It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it.
Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!
T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop!
It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor,' Do you mean the love your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Freakin' Jaysus, 'twas the best love I've had in 25 years!
But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again.

(http://www.poeticexpressions.co.uk/POEMS/Just%20Irish%20Jokes.htm)
hahahah. Can't imagine if that happens in real life. wtf.

gotta go now. Dinner, and prepare stuff for tomorrow. I suppose there'll be a theory test. =(
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